Apr 10, 2013

EAST(er) JESUS

The winds are starting to pick up out here at the ranch as well as winds of change...No thats corny let me start again... I promise not to mention dogs, cows, or James... Er um almost did. Alright folks, this one is for real. Easter, or Ishtar is a time of re-birth and renewal...Oh Jeezus.

When you already live away from it all where do you go to get away from it all?


Slab City! Specifically East Jesus. East Jesus is an experimental, habitable, extensible artwork in progress in the desert started in 2006 by our friend the late Charles Russell. Jana and I have been a few times since 2009 and we hadn't seen the recent changes since before Charlie passed away in 2011. It was definitely sad without the Mayor, but it was really inspiring to see how his friends have kept EJ going despite the harsh summers and the constant threat of tweeker bandits that would pick the place clean if given the chance. Not only was it safe and sound, but it is flourishing. There are several new structures and sculptures and a lot of ingenius additions to the existing artwork and grounds. The new caretaker or sheriff (sounds like a better title) Frank is one of the most considerate and welcoming people I have ever met. ...And on the subject of renewal...There was a cat named Satan that just had kittens right before we got there.


No, East Jesus is not about Christianity or organized religion per se. Frank told a story about a time when he was giving the art tour to a group of  people and some Jehovah Witnesses pulled up and asked if they could join the tour. Then they asked if they could bring their Bible. Frank replied with something to the effect of, "The Bible is like our penises. We only look at them or use them by ourselves or with loved ones. We dont go waving them around in everyones faces." At this point the Witnesses got back in the car and drove off.
A work in progress. Like the desert, the art changes and mutates. Objects are added and subtracted to the sculptures by other artists as well by nature. Its a great lesson in non-ownership and the virtues of co-creating. This is the public entry arch designed by Royce and Charlie.  In the background you can see the Tower of Barbarella. Royce, aka Mr. God has designed  and started building "art temples" and he invites anyone that wants to participate in co-creating them to get involved. He has one in progress here at the ranch as well. Photo ©Jana Davis.

Ah memories. The first time we visited EJ we arrived in the evening around sunset to a wonderful dinner  and cocktails. Our friends were already sitting around this table laughing and scheming about art ideas and most likely the best way to blow them up or light them on fire. Photo ©Jana Davis.
The music room. Even though it looks like its all enclosed it's only got three walls. The rest is covered yet open to the elements. When arriving at night this is a most welcoming spot and the heart of EJ. There is usually someone playing music in here and several folks grouped around. Charlie was an excellent musician and singer. Photo ©Jana Davis.
Satan protecting her spawn. Photo ©Jana Davis.

So usually by the time we get there all the good suites are taken or reserved. We planned on arriving around mid-night and to set up our tent in the dark as usual. I met Frank on facebook and we became instant comrades because we share another friend that has passed on. Morgan Strub aka Salman the creator of digihitch. So we were surprised and grateful that Frank, having never met us in person, offered us a suite in the hitchhiker camp! Thats our personal trailer. It used to be Franks camp before he took over EJ. Photo ©Jana Davis.

Frank, Bob, and I. Frank put hitchhiking into perspective pretty simply. He said he was in Alaska somewhere and he really wanted a Philly cheese steak. So he put his thumb out and went to Philly. Photo ©Jana Davis.

The Tower of Barbarella. Royce organized an "Art Slam" to have folks create panels of art created out of cool junk to attach to the temple. Each team had one hour to dig through piles of hand picked junk and attach it however possible to a panel. At the end of the weekend they would be mounted somewhere on the tower. It is a race against time, but everyone involved is a winner. No judgement at EJ.

From the team of Jana, Solar Bob, and Myself, I present  our piece  titled Headboard.  It was a frantic frenzy of screws, glue, and paint, but we finished in time and were happy with the results.

Decorating the Tower. Photo ©Larry Woodson.
Often times people will donate cool junk to EJ. Charlie got a call that from a guy that had "some" duck decoys to donate. He showed up with a truckload. Photo ©Jana Davis.

The Duck pond.




Frank: "When you have arms like that you ain't carrying shit. Thats why she has him."

My brother Steve made this for the Tower a few years back. Somehow it ended up in this basket near the kitchen.
Fame Retardant, 2011 Found wood, metal, and paint. By Ben Wolf and Heidi Tullman. Photo ©Jana Davis.

The whole place is made up of found objects. There are little sculptures nestled in spots so that every turn is a discovery. Photo ©Jana Davis

I dont know what this one is called or who its by.  It  looks like he crash landed here without much hope of getting back off the ground. 


With intention even a pile of glass becomes art.
That's what she said.

The Transit Antenna bus! These guys really did crash land here. So they left the bus and it got buried at an angle. All of the furniture inside has been leveled to make it a master suite complete with shower. The bed is at the end of the bus so after a long night of "whatever" you can just let gravity roll you down to the bed.

A Wizard's house. Created by Habitat for Insanity (actually Joe Holiday). The Wizard Mopar lives there.

Mopar appreciating the new art on the Tower.


A shot of the sculpture garden. One of my favorite abstract junk sculptures.


He's flat chested. Get it? Oh I slay me.
East Jesus circa 1918. Mopar, Bob, and Marty. Photo ©Royce Carlson.

Photo ©Jana Davis

A tribute to Charlie. Mayor of East Jesus.

Charlie' music room in the daylight. His photo is there on the piano.

The photo on the piano of Charlie. He's sitting in his art encrusted bus "Cinnibar Charm" naked and handing out chocolate martinis possibly at Burning Man. For the record I have no idea why there is a bright red light reflected where Charlie's penis should be. One can only guess... A perverted message from beyond perhaps?

On certain Sundays The Church of the Chocolate Martini gathers in honor of Charles Russell.
Jana at the Clothing optional shooting Range.

I'm about to shoot a musket for the first time.  Photo ©Jana Davis



Video by Jana Davis.


Channeling Hunter Thompson. Photo ©Jana Davis

Near the Slabs and Salton Sea is an area where there is thermal activity that creates these mud pots. As you get close you hear comical blooping sounds coming from the bowels of the earth.

Mud Pots.
On the way home from EJ Jana suggested that we drive through Joshua Tree National Park. We did. It was awesome.

Using my macro lens for the iphone I got this cool shot of  caterpillars. There are strange colonies of them in silky nests in low bushes.

This is Jana and her Jana sign.

Jana and I met about 4 years ago during the first annual Bunny Rampage in Flagstaff, AZ.  She moved from Prescott to live with me in Hollywood and we lived in CA since last December. If you would have asked us then that our adventures would lead us to living on an 80 acre off grid ranch outside of Flag we would have pooped jelly beans. 

4 years later at the fourth annual Bunny Rampage!!!

This costume cost me $1.50. I got the bunny at Savers and I stole my brothers funky suit from the closet at my moms while I was in Phoenix. I was surprised it fit. He's a slim dude.
Bunny instigator John aka Hot Candy on the right and David looking ready to hop to it.

Hey Phoenix! Did you know that you have a highly charged intensely beautiful religious ceremony full of amazing costumes and activity that goes 24/7 and lasts 40 days leading up to Easter that is open to the public? Hint: Its behind Christies Cabaret in Tempe. I did, and I went friday to see Jesus get crucified and see the latest costumes. One guy was dressed like Kung Fu Panda. Now go get on your google machines.

Photo and caption from the web because photos are not allowed:
The Yaqui people are famous for their Easter (Pascua) ceremonies during February, March and April. Upon contact with Europeans, the Yaqui developed a syncretic but independent form of Catholicism. Easter ceremonies act out a battle between good and evil in the person of Fariseo(Pharisees) and Chapayekas who attack the church defended by Matachinas armed with flowers. In the end, good triumphs and an effigy of Judas along with the evil-soaked masks of the Chapayekas are burned, as shown here. The photo is by Western Ways of Tucson.

My new temporary studio at the ranch while the straw bale studio gets revamped. I've got 2 paintings going that need to get shipped to Chicago on Friday. Details to come in the next blog post.


Thanks again for checking out my humble little blog. Assalamu alaikum.
—Bill

Mar 14, 2013

Daisy Chain

Here I was all excited to write this next blog as an expose on our ranch dogs Daisy and Duke, and I got thwarted once again by James Turell. I always wondered where the dogs went when they weren’t in a coma on the porch so I logged on (snicker snicker) to Amazon and got a Dogtek Eyenimal Digital Videocam for Pets. I thought it would be cool to post videos onto the blog of them digging into a ground squirrel hole or chasing a jackrabbit from their point of view. I really wanted to know where they slept at night or if they even slept at night. (It’s 2:54 am right now as I type this they are barking their faces off)  I finally got the camera in the mail but was bummed that I would have to wait till we got back from Art Detour weekend in Phoenix to test it out on one of the dogs.

While we were away the owners got a call from one of James Turrell’s cattle ranchers telling them that it’s calving season and that they need to chain up the dogs. They suggested that we tie up Daisy, and that Duke would most likely stay by her side. The next morning shortly after I tied Daisy up to a big water cube next to the sports shack one of the ranchers pulled into our drive. He slammed on the brakes of his water truck throwing dust and cinders everywhere then hopped out with a disturbed look on his face and walked right up to me. Without introducing himself he asked if these two dogs were the only ones we have and I told him yes. Only Daisy was tied up at the time. The man went on to inform me that three calves had been found dead not far from our ranch and that those calves cost around 3,000 bucks. They had no proof that it was our dogs that killed them, but one of the other ranchers saw Daisy chase a calf into a barbed wire fence. Duke went right over to the rancher and jumped up on him and tried to lick him. After pushing Duke down several times as nicely as he could—as irritated as he was—he explained to me that he loves dogs and even has a few of his own, but if they see our dogs messing with the cows they will shoot them—even on our own property. The man did look a little sad about it and he seemed nice enough. I totally understand that he’s just doing his job and I’m thankful that he took the time to come over and warn us. I went directly into town and got Duke a tether.

Calving season.

Daisy tied to the water cube outside the sports shack.
One of the coolest things about the living at the ranch is to be out on a walk alone and then see Daisy and Duke running full blast through the brush with doggy smiles on their faces coming to greet you and then continue on the rest of your walk with you. They start stretching and yawning and huffing to sync us into pack animal mode, and before you know it, you’re following them. They are absolutely the happiest and freest dogs I’ve ever met. The calving season ends in June. Seems like a long time to have them tied up, and it bums me out, but they still seem just as happy. They don’t whine or cry at all and every time I go out to play with them they get excited even if it’s not food or walk time. They still stay up all night barking at rabbits and coyotes and get to sleep all day on the porch. They must know it’s only temporary. This brings up a good point and something that I have been thinking about lately. When I’m feeling stuck or worried that things aren’t going as quickly as I’d like them to out here, I can look outside and see the dogs waiting patiently, looking off calmly into the horizon, or playing together not even noticing the cables connecting them to the cube. They’re making the most of their situation till life changes again. And it always does.

Daisy and Duke Dancing in the rain.

As usual time has seemed to slip by. We’ve already had a snow day, two more Temple of Life work parties, I’ve been to Phoenix and Vegas schlepping my art to galleries, and we’ve had quite a few of our friends by to visit. Its now almost 3 am which means we have unlimited satellite internet access so I’m going to upload a buttload (you’ll see why this is funny—or not— later) of photos and try to caption them before I pass out!

ERMERGERD SNER!!!

Snow Day was awesome. I've never lived where it snows.
Snow Night! Photo ©Jana Davis
The moon was out enough that we could see pretty well in the dark. We went for a night hike with the dogs  to visit the trees. Photo ©Jana Davis
Duke-pre leash days.

We had to sweep off the solar panels when we got back. Photo ©Jana Davis

The next morning. Look at all of that delicious snow collecting on our roof! We catch rain water and snow melt  for most of our water needs. 

I'm still amazed that we live here. 

Darlin' we're a buildin' us a art temple. Hoo wee and it's gunna be a biggun.


We braved some big winds framing up the roof during the February work party. That's Danzilla up there and Mr. God—Temple of Life designer on the right. Photo ©Jana Davis


It's been a while since I've worked up high, and I've never worked in these conditions before. It took four of us  to slide the plywood up the ladder and then sit on it when it got to the roof so the wind wouldn't take it and us with it. I'm trying my best to look like I'm not shitting my pants when I sensed I was being photographed. Photo ©Jana Davis.

Jack, Kurts dog watching us put the roofs on the four outside rooms. Photo ©Laura Franke


The March work party crew. Royce (Mr. God), Danzilla, Laura, Kurt, and me. Photo ©Laura Franke.

Celebrating getting the last framing and sheeting done! There are still a few things to do like add the metal railing and  spire that will make the temple twice as tall as it is now. Royce is going to start that this Summer, but we are now ready to start encrusting the walls with art! Photo ©Laura Franke.


Phoenix Phlashbacks

Here's me with my painting called "Finding Nematode" One of the questions I thought about while making this painting was what would be like to find out that I had a parasite and if I could find beauty in it. Here is a link to an article about the show that I'm interviewed in.  Photo ©Monica Aissa Martinez.
Jana and Abbey huffing Mr. Sketch markers at The Lodge. The Lodge was my old studio when I lived in Phoenix back in 2002.
This just in... Jana monkeying around with Joe at The Lodge.

Of everything I saw at art detour this "wolf scout with a lock of hair" piece by Abbey Messmer hanging in the back room at The Lodge was my favorite.  

I sure was happy to hang out with my Phoenix pals at the Monorchid show. From left Steve me, and Manuelito. Photo ©Jennifer Wheeler.
At the Firehouse Gallery in Downtown Phoenix they have a tradition every year during Art Detour to burn a Phoenix effigy. We were pretty tired but watching things burn is what we do. Photo ©Jana Davis.

Visitors! Yes, they all still have their spleens

Jana and Kurt napping under the solar panels.... Kidding. Kurt came over for the work party from Marina Del Rey. He loves to fix things so he went out to help Jana finish up the last bit of the wiring that she started. 

My friend from Venice Beach Stephen and his friend Han from Switzerland came by to visit on their way to SXSW. That's me, and Stephen. Photo ©Jana Davis.

Walking the critters with Jenna and Colin from Phoenix. This was our  first walk with the dogs on leashes. The pups were content to walk with us without complaining, they stayed right with, us and were easy to walk on the leads. Even crazy Jack the attack cat came along for the entire walk. I've never seen a cat that goes for walks. He only tried to attack  Daisy 4 or 5 times.

The dogs are great on the leashes...Until they decided to love maul Colin.

Playing "exquisit corpse" while wearing funny hats with Jenna and Colin after a delicious grilled steak and potato dinner.  


Chocolate Falls!!! ...Wait for it.

Colin and Jenna where headed up to Monument Valley the next morning. We had never seen the Grand Falls or "Chocolate Falls" before and neither had they so we all went over to see them. The falls are only about 20 miles away from the Ranch.

Shenanigans at the Chocolate Falls with Colin, Jana, and Jenna.

Speaking of Chocolate Falls... With all of the toilet problems we had we decided we needed to make signs for all of our guests so that we avoid future clogs. This is one of the signs I made.


While the septic guys were over digging they found this poo colored cocoon of a Hawk moth.  Recently Datura has started growing around the house. These moths have a symbiotic relationship with the Datura.

Keeping with the Chocolate Falls theme... I caught Jana in the "Danger Outhouse". We call it that because the bottom half of the door and the mirror got ripped off by the wind. Now when you're in there the top half of the door flies open and slams back into your face.


We're still going strong up here at the ranch the weather is starting to warm up and we are slowly getting caught up with fixing major issues with the Solar and Plumbing. We're looking forward to getting it all ship shape so we can start having workshops and art collaborations and be able to accommodate our guests more comfortably. Stay tuned... I should have some interesting things to report back from our trip to East Jesus, and my trip Chicago live painting and talking about my work at a pet health trade show for DuPont.

Thanks so much for all of your support and for reading my humble blog.

—B